Croissant Guy
for Léa & Max
Chorus
You've been the croissant guy since March,
a pastry-shaped alibi, a buttery heart,
you say “it's an emergency”, I say “sure”,
then you save me the last one. That's l'amour.
The receipts
Upload a WhatsApp or iMessage chat, or a voice note. We read every message — yes, even the 3am ones — and write a song about it. Inside jokes, drama, receipts.
€10 a song · 2 versions · ready in ~3 minutes
Three steps, three minutes. You bring the chat, we bring the chorus.
Léa 🥐
online
Animated example: a WhatsApp chat between Léa and Max appears, the funniest lines get highlighted, they turn into a chorus, and the song is ready.
WhatsApp or iMessage → a .zip or .txt file. Takes 20 seconds, we show you where to tap.
Crush, ex, the group chat, mum. Then pop punk, gospel, sea shanty… We write the lyrics from your real messages.
Two versions, full lyrics and the receipts: the exact messages behind every line.
Compatible with
Try it with my chatPick who it's for and we tune the lyrics: sweet for the partner, cheeky for the crush, full roast for the boys.
Shoot your shot. Musically.
“You reply in four seconds, then vanish for three days”
Make theirs →Anniversary gold. Tears guaranteed.
“You steal my hoodies and still say ‘it's ours’”
Make theirs →The "we should talk" song. Win them back — or at least win.
“You liked my story at 2am — that's not closure, babe”
Make theirs →Years of voice notes, one anthem.
“Four hundred voice notes and not one of them was short”
Make theirs →Roast the group. Lovingly. Mostly.
“Seven boys, one brain cell, and it's never in the group”
Make theirs →Mum's weather alerts deserve a ballad.
“Mum sent the weather again: TAKE A COAT, amen”
Make theirs →Heartbreak country for the ex. A gospel choir for the family chat. A sea shanty for the boys. Obviously.
Radio-ready, hook in 10 seconds.
Filter house, vocoder, dancefloor.
Harmonica, one guitar, brutal honesty. Very Dylan.
Accordion, drama, vibrato. Aznavour energy.
Candles lit. Harmonies stacked.
808s, ad-libs, receipts.
Pickup truck feelings.
Power chords and petty lyrics.
Neon, gated drums, feelings.
Jazz hands. Key change. Standing ovation.
Dembow and main-character energy.
3am thoughts, soft voice.
Stomp, clap, everyone sings.
Hallelujah, it's the family chat.
Every line comes from a real message. Here are a few we're allowed to show you (names changed, drama intact).
Weddings, birthdays, breakups, and one very emotional family WhatsApp.
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Songs usually land in about 3 minutes.
Mostly screaming. Some crying. One mum who now signs every message “your favourite singer”.
Example reactions: “WHO MADE THIS 😭😭”, “the croissant verse sent me”, “mum is crying”, “I'm the bridge??”.
Every song comes in two versions, so you get to pick the banger. Or buy a pack and make one for everyone who deserves it.
One chat, one bop, two versions to choose from.
€101 song
2 versions, pick your favourite
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Something else on your mind? Write to hello@chatbop.app. A human replies, usually faster than your crush.
iPhone: open the chat → tap the contact or group name at the top → Export chat → Without media.
Android: open the chat → the three-dots menu (top right) → More → Export chat → Without media.
You'll get a .zip or .txt file. Drop it in, that's it. We walk you through it in the app too.